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1. Anonymous On January 28, 2007 at 10:35 AM Wrote

   Boy: I wonder who that sad RPG player is?
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: I'm just a free player.
   Yes, I'm only a free player.
   And I'm sitting here on battleon.com.
   Well, it's a long, long journey
   To get to level 70.
   It's a long, long wait
   While I'm looking at the server load,
   But I know I'll be a guardian someday
   At least I hope and pray that I will,
   But today I am still just a free player.
   
   Boy: Gee, STICK.FU.MASTER., you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a free player, I was just a gamer. I decided that I wanted to play adventure quest, so registered an account and Atrix greeted me, "Want to be a Guardian" Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to advertisements and long waits for the server load. And I became a free player, and I'll remain a free player until Fooziebear53 decides that my idea was good enough to make me a guardian/xguardian.
   
   I'm just a free player
   Yes I'm only a free player,
   And I got as far as level 70.
   Well, now I'm stuck with the server load
   And I'll sit here and wait
   While a Fooziebear53 discuss and debate
   Whether they should let me be a guardian/xguardian.
   How I hope and pray that he will,
   But today I am still just a free player.
   
   Boy: Waiting...The suspence is killing me.
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: Yeah, me too. I may die.
   
   Boy: Die?
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: Yeah, die in waiting. Oooh, but it looks like I'm gonna live! Now I go to the quarter finals, he decides which submission was better.
   
   Boy: If he vote yes, what happens?
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: Then I go to the finals and the whole thing starts all over again.
   
   Boy: Oh no!
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: Oh yes!
   
   I'm just a free player
   Yes, I'm only a free player
   And if foozie picks me to be a free player
   Well, then I'm off to paypal
   Where I'll wait
   With a 3 more free players
   For foozie to upgrade
   And if he upgrades me, then I'll be a guardian/xguardian.
   How I hope and pray that he will,
   But today I am still just a free player.
   
   Boy: You mean even if he says you should be a guardian/xguardian, paypal can still say mess up?
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: Yes, that's called a glitch. If the website glitches, I'll have to wait for it to go back up, and by that time you're so old...waiting...
   
   Boy: By that time it's very unlikely that you'll become a guardian/xguardian. It's not easy to become a guardian/xguardian, is it?
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: No!
   
   But how I hope and I pray that I will,
   But today I am still just a free player.
   
   Fooziebear53: He signed you, STICK.FU.MASTER! Now you're a Guardian/XGuardian!
   
   STICK.FU.MASTER: Oh yes!!!
   
   
   Yee me!

   

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